Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? 
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
     
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? 
A: So she could lip read.
     
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
     
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? 
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
     
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? 
A: To turn the blinker off.
     
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
     
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too 
much.
     
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? 
A: Because it kept falling out.
     
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle 
in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
     
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms. 
Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"
     
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office? 
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps.
     
Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip? 
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).
     
Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....? 
A: A blond doing cartwheels.
     
Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? 
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
     
Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant? 
A: She blew it both times!
     
Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.